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  Sneak Me Into Your Closet My Prince

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  i have never seen a film so objectively terrible that i loved so incredibly much. i don’t know what about it appealed to me —  it certainly wasn’t the acting, or the writing, or how it was shot vertically for the convenience of an iphone. it was probably just the fact that i was surrounding by screaming queers the whole time i watched it. that can improve any experience tenfold

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  buddy comedy yesssss

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  i audibly gasped!

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  developed an aversion to this whole concept the second i saw the cover of the book. had to be unreasonably high to be tricked into watching this, and even then the somewhat abstract collection of words i heard and faces i saw in the midst of a barrage of color led me to cry tears of grief. this had potential only as a mildly funny fever dream and it failed in the mildly funny department. love loses.

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