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  Jesus Christ Superstar 2000

  ★★★★★ Added

  my friends and i call this "the gay biker version" and we mean that with all the love in the world. kiss scene should have lasted longer

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  Passengers 2016

  ★★★ Added

  why doesn't he just fuck the michael sheen robot? unrealistic.

Popular reviews

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  The Lorax 2012

  ★★★★★ Added

  there's definitely another timeline where ppl on tumblr went crazy shipping the onceler with the lorax and none of us really appreciates how lucky we are to be in this timeline instead

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  Good Omens 2019

  ★★★★★ Added

  in 2011 i smoked myself stupid and saw Fright Night (2011). i could not process the plot over the sexual awakening i experienced looking at david tennant for the first time. i never wrote any self-indulgent self-insert fanfic about david's character, but if i had, this is exactly what it would have looked like. i don't know how neil gaiman found out about my private romantic fantasies regarding david tennant, but i'm very pleased with the final result. can't wait for more. thank you neil.

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