Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Recent activity
All
Recent reviews
More-
Joker: Folie à Deux 2024
joker 1 turned me into an incel.
joker 2 turned me into a woman.Translated from by -
Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
i wasn't expecting this to be a tiktok-style vertical-split dual-feature of deadpool 1 and x-men origins: wolverine but at least there were no awkward cameos or scary sue bald women
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Hundreds of Beavers 2022
i usually supplement my reviews with jokes, but i fear whatever jape i muster wouldn't hold a monochrome candle to the absolute majesty of this film
Translated from by -
Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
had a dream last night that matthew lillard was incredibly buff and handsome and was just an effortlessly likeable and genuinely good guy. i woke up kind of emotional because people usually aren't that nice to me. he made me feel loved. giving this movie an extra star as a result
Translated from by
