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Rainbow Brite: San Diego Zoo Adventure 1986
Even more painfully-insipid than you could possibly imagine.
I can't stop thinking about the narrator's line about exotic parrots: "they can live in captivity up to 70 years, so they make good pets!"
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Megalopolis 2024
If there’s a possible Venn diagram overlap between Matthew Barney’s “River of Fundament”, Joel Schumacher’s “Batman Forever”, the 1993 game “SimCity 2000”, and the gelatinous-blob-laden soda Orbitz — the resulting intersection is MEGALOPOLIS.
Is it good? Is it bad? Is it ambitious or audacious? I neither know nor care. It exists, and I will always love and applaud this level of brazen, bombastic, shameless swinging-for-the-fences, whether from new directors or seasoned veterans like Coppola (or aliens like Neil Breen).
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Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023
“M. Bison in the spaceship with the shillelagh” isn’t the Clue-villain I expected of Rebel Moon's main antagonist — but, I’ll take it.
Color me shocked, surprised, and impressed — I loved REBEL MOON. A big part of that is surely tinted by having access to its 70mm version in the glorious Cinema 1 at Toronto’s TIFF Lightbox. This is popcorn-munching cinematic-spectacle at its bombastic-est, and I was all for it. My cinemagoing-brain can’t imagine experiencing this for the first…
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