Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Painful

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  Buena Vista Social Club 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Highly encourage anyone with ears to watch

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Firstly, I hope that was a prosthetic. It obviously has a lot to live up to with SpongeBob being a prime example of a modern interpretation of a classic horror.
  The soundtrack, and sound in general, was insane. The soundtrack was really dramatic and sharp, it felt like the phantom of the opera, it was invasive and tense, really well done. Not to mention the fucking gulping of blood, gross.
  It had a lot of visual symmetry throughout, like Robert…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Rated 4.5/5, because the only 5/5 on barbie is Ken. 
  Conclusion: everyone pretends to be ken, when inside they are barbie. I too lost interest in the patriarchy when I realised horses were not involved.

  After reading some other reviews I feel my short and broken references that will only be understood after seeing the movie are inadequate and lack the same gravitas or profoundness. I do not care

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