a regular 5-star-awarding machine. what can i say, i get attached easily.
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
the best part of this movie was getting to witness my mom's undying love for sam wilson, who she affectionately calls "wings" or "bird boy." like, this woman was kicking her feet and slapping me on the arm in the theater any time he did anything whatsoever. what can i say, she's got good taste. the second best part was mr. isaiah bradley. sir, the man that you are!!!
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A Very Sunny Christmas 2009
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ho ho holy shit i can't believe i get to log this masterpiece on the Box Of Letters!!! listen. listen to me. if i call this episode of the piss show that features a horror movie-esque sequence of a mall santa bleeding out for a crime he didn't commit "one of the cutest things i've ever seen" what then? w h a t t h e n ?
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008
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that scene where they lose the battle at the castle is still one of the saddest things that has ever been put to screen. no wonder we all turned out the way we did
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