Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  I often wonder when I will become invisible.
  I would so desperately love for it to be a graceful process.
  But it won’t.
  It’ll be messy, and violent, and painful.

  
  (https://www.letstalkmenopause.org/)

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  Annihilation 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2021 1

  This lost half a star because the oracle said ‘temet nosce’, but I thought she said ‘Tenet’

  And it made me think about tenet. 

  God fucking damn it.

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  Dark Crimes 2016

  ★ Watched 07 Jun 2021

  You know that feeling? That feeling when the film finally ends and the screen turns black, forcing you to face your own reflection. It stares back at you dumbfounded, almost as if asking ‘why did you do this to yourself, Liv? Is this what simping over Jim Carrey has come to? Can’t you see that you don’t have to do this, that this endeavour is ultimately pointless?’

  You know that feeling...right?