Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  HELL YEAH

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  Assassin's Creed 2016

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Needed an hour long sequences where Cal chased a sea shanty across rooftops.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Honestly? Not that great.

  The pacing felt remarkably off - it seemed too slow at points, which isn't a complaint I often make about films nowadays. Also the random nudity at points felt unnecessary. Also why was there so much random moaning?

  The colourists at least did a fantastic job.

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  Tall Girl 2019

  ★★ Watched 28 Nov 2019

  Body positivity I guess but honestly bro was crying about being too tall. That was her ONLY problem in life. It must be nice.