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Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023
I almost wanna like this movie for the childlike ambition of squeezing a few dozen sci fi tropes into a poorly thought out star wars knockoff, but it really just feels like im watching a 57 year old libertarian smash together action figures for just over 2 hours, half of which was in slow motion.
I had to google his age for this review and it shocked me, since his work really gives me the vibe that he grew up on CoD4 montages and Halo 3 machinima but never stopped thinking it was the coolest shit ever.
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Snowpiercer 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It was good until the ending and then it fell apart, refusing to commit to a message and reducing the entire conflict to "child labor is bad", which is true but not exactly a hot take.
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