Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  genuinely like if midsommar and blink twice had a baby. the start was paced fairly well, but by the last third it just seemed a little all over the place? i got what it was going for, but to be honest most of the time i was just thinking about how bad i want to rewatch midsommar

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025 3

  same unfunny joke told 20 times and felt about 40 hours long. not good

Popular reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025 1

  i went into this with an open mind and at the start i was pleasantly surprised! i actually quite enjoyed part 1, probably could have given it 3.5 stars!!! minus half a star for laszlo dropping the cat on the floor the cunt. 
  the first 15 minutes of part 2 were bearable but oh! my! god! what the fuck ????? never in my life have i felt so pissed off at a film because what the actual fuck was that!…

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  what the fuck man. this could have been so cool. sam as captain america is genuinely sick as fuck and the fight scenes were good too!! but why was every single other aspect of this film just utter shite ???? makes me glad i accidentally blinded myself before watching because jesus christ i am in no rush to remember 90% of what i just saw