Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Gorka 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  No matter where a person is from in the world, it is a certain fact that at some point, they will have been stood in an awkward-feeling, serious situation, surrounded by a collection of people who simply cannot walk in eachother’s shoes, thus making that situation so much more tense. In a way, that’s what Gorka shows us. It shows us how people, no matter how close or distant they are to one another, are always separated from one another…

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  A Quiet Place Part II 2020

  ★★★ Watched 28 May 2021 2

  There’s a lot I could say about this film, positive and negative, but I can’t be bothered, so I’ll just leave you with this: I swear it has the same soundtrack as Minecraft.

Recent reviews

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  Get Smart 2008

  ★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  It’s definitely got some fun moments.

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  Raw 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  In the need for a buffet allegories, metaphors and zoomorphism? Pop this on for 15 minutes.

Popular reviews

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  Go Figure 2005

  ★★½ Rewatched 09 Sep 2021

  Yeah, it’s crap, bitchy, over-acted and sooo Disney, but there’s DEFFO enough of a vibe between Katelin (Jordan Danger) and the roommate (Whitney Sloan) that there’s probably innocent gay FanFic out there somewhere for it.

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  The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 May 2021 2

  FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT SHIT SHIT OH GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT OH HELL OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL MY GOD OH SHIT OH SHIT OH NOOO OH FUCK FUCK OH FUCK. 

  No horror film has ever made me jump (apart from one brief time orchestrated by John Carpenter, but that’s another story). No horror film has ever made me sit on the edge of my seat and hide my legs from the floor. No horror film has made me tense like…