Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  you know what I don’t care

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I regret to inform you that Robert Pattinson does NOT kiss himself

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  -the first time in my life an older gentleman has come up to me after a movie ended and asked “that was stupid right?” 

  -somehow this is like if julia ducournau and luca guadagnino fucked in the eye of a hurricane riding on the back of a tornado 

  -I will think about demi moore’s cunty yellow trench coat until the end of time 

  -dennis quaid you will pay 

  -going to have to fight my instincts and not bring up this movie every 5 seconds for the next 3 months