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Recent reviews

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  Kissing Jessica Stein 2001

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  What a confusing and totally invalidating ending… would have felt less pathetic even if she woke up to find it had all been a dream. Outrageous.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  My expectations for this movie were incredibly high and I’ll admit, I don’t think this movie lived up to how insane I thought it could have been HOWEVER still still a blast and I liked how silly it was.

  I wish it hadn’t felt so much like there were two totally different movies cut and pasted together. The one was this unhinged psychosexual kind of Cronenberg style horror thing going on the other was a more straight forward political sci/fi…

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Not enough people have observed that one’s worthiness of Pope is actually a 1:1 ratio to their affinity for turtles.

  Too bad they won’t let me be Pope, seems like blatant a violation of God’s wishes now, but I’m in my epic atheism era anyway.

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  Love Me Tonight 1932

  Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Love that Maurice Chevalier whole bit is “what if a Frenchman was incessantly cheerful?” It’s so funny because it feels so wrong.

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