Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  ellen gets me

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  Bound 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2023

  Like usual, the book is better than the movie, but the movie is still a really fun watch! It’s definitely your average mlm movie, but it was cute and really funny.

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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  never have my expectations ever been so humbled. if any guy ever told me this movie is one of his favorites, i would promptly walk away. this movie is somehow overwhelming yet somehow offers nothing of substance. watching baby driver made me hallucinate that i was sitting on teenage boys’ navy bed sheets, carpet that hasn’t seen the light of day in years, a nearby suspiciously crusty sock, and sweat. so much sweat. there’s absolutely a ps5 sitting nearby and he has the most annoying car. i did not enjoy this movie