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  Work It 2020

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  this has got to be one of the worst movies ive ever seen. .5 relic of its time 5 star for grandma dance number, .5 stars for the comedically bad costuming—the thunderbirds x vector tracksuit. -3.5 stars for like the illegal minor dating sublot, jordan fisher is paying rent and sabrina is learning to drive.

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  We Live in Time 2024

  Watched 16 Feb 2025

  watched this with my auntie elisa💖

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  3 stars for lily’s spooky mew. 1 star for victorian haunted wood diverging into 4, 2 stars for thundering black stallion carriage, -1 star for warty peen that i evidently blinked during, -1 star pigeon party

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  2.5 stars because i could watch in 1.25 speed -1 star for ‘get away with murder for being sexy’ +.5 star for notes app swerve-a-crime-confession foolery. a movie i will make an ick sound out loud at when i see it as an option on the back of a plane seat

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