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Marvel Studios Assembled: The Making of X-Men '97 2024
*Treating this as a review for X-Men 97 (2024)
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Watchmen 2009
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Just when you thought your bladder had survived the original cut, the director’s cut comes along to add another half hour of content nobody asked for. This motion picture is the most disappointing and disturbing gorefest porno I have ever witnessed with the naked eye. Zack Snyder you are a pervert. The amount of man-ass and cock witnessed every other scene was astonishing. The need for the amount of blue ass was incredible. It is shown that he can teleport…
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Love on a Leash 2011
Imagine Beauty and the Beast if Beast was an off-brand Air Bud with the voice of a washed-up sitcom character.
Genuinely the worst motion picture ever created, this shit show makes Mall Cop 2 look like a 10/10 work of art. I’m fully convinced that this “film” was created by 2 chimpanzees on CapCut and nobody can tell me otherwise. For those who don’t know the voice actor for the golden retriever thought he was in a comedy movie as…
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