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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
*Mickey 18 puts his hands down his pants*
"What is this, A-Fap of the Clones"
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A Real Pain 2024
Man, it must suck to have a cousin who's cooler and more charismatic than you? I wouldn't know
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The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run 2020
I'll do live updates as I watch:
So far, I'm 40 minutes in and this is the best fucking movie I've ever seen.
About 50 minutes, this movie bares an alarming number of similarities to Shrek 2.
Also, great a great film for teaching your kids about the dangers of gambling and biased judiciary systems.
This movie seems to care very little for both due process and the canon of the original source material.
1:20: I realised this movie goes like 5 minutes without being funny or interesting, then one of the funniest things I've ever seen happens.
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