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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Lars and the real girl if Lars was an incel

  And I’ll say it again: it would’ve been even better if it was actually directed by a woman

  Later addition: THIS GUY ALSO WROTE FRED 3????

Popular reviews

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  Stardust 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Would you still love me if I was a field mouse?

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Garbage movie garbage ring garbage jorts I hate taylor laughtner’s weird neck

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