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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

  • Synchronic

    ★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

  • Juror #2

    ★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    Basically a case study in "less is more" when compared to the 1922 version. Does an excellent job at borrowing from the original: the moody blue and yellow scenes, the expressionistic and inky use of shadow, and overall great cinematography.

    But everything it does new falls flat in my opinion: Lily Rose Depp's convulsing Horny Exorcist bit is just awkward the 1st and 15th time we see it, the grotesque gore is boring (and often replaces spookier tension building), and…

  • Synchronic

    Synchronic

    ★★★½

    A decent "time traveling while Black in America" indie movie. Paramedics noticing patterns in different time traveling deaths is a great premise that keeps the pace up by avoiding getting bogged down in police procedural details. After the plot changes up, there are two character arcs that never meet their full potential and one that is just annoying.

    - The Black time travel scenes are wasted potential - go back in time, get attacked by incomprehensible people the moment you…

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  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    -this entire movie is like if you gave a quarter of a billion dollar budget to one of those YouTube fan films where it's 100% special effects and no plot

    -there's one part of the final battle sequence where it's established that Superman is weaker when particulates in the air are high lmao

    -later in the final battle sequence, despite all of the above, he fights perfectly fine in the dust of multiple skyscrapers collapsing and in the vacuum of…

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★★

    Can revenge for something already lost lead to justice (or even a better world in the decaying remains of the old)? It's a question that Dementus, Praetorian Jack, and finally Furiosa all grapple with, with three distinct answers told through action and just a few lines of dialogue.

    As we essentially live through the polycrisis of the intro sequence, it's a more pertinent angle on the revenge theme than we've seen in some other recent action movies.

    However, Fury Road

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