Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2024

  Plot? Don’t know her.
  Dakota Johnson’s poor attempt at acting is wooden and boring and Jamie Dornan is as sexy as an old banana peel. How does homegirl not know what a butt plug is? And what was that ending?

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  My Valentine 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2024 1

  This isn’t the absolute greatest piece of cinema but it came out at the perfect time in my life. I was in a horrible abusive relationship and this movie pointed out a lot of things my ex said and did. I broke free partially with the help of this movie! Thanks Maggie Levin!

Popular reviews

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  Til Death Do Us Part 2023

  ★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  Dull, disjointed, and exhausting. The script felt like it was written by A.I. and the acting was horrendous.

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  The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2023

  One of the most stunning Dracula designs I’ve seen in a long time.

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