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Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Lego Movie
  • La La Land
  • It Comes at Night

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

  • The Giant Spider Invasion

    ★★½

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  • LMR

    LMR

    ★★★★★

    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    11:40 am

    This cost $18 million. This is exactly what we need. Low end of a mid budget original action movie. We need to prove to studios that theatrical releases can still thrive and they don’t have to gamble at least $200 million on a film. $18 million. That’s all we need to make back. Speaking of back, since I already saw this I thought I’d see what it’s like sitting in the back of the theater and it fucking sucked. The reclining seat made the bar in front of me block part of the screen. CEO of Sex.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    9:35 pm

    Ben Shapiro is the stupidest media illiterate motherfucker ever

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  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ½

    4:00 pm

    Why does this have good reviews? Even better question, why the fuck is this held in such a higher regard than the first movie? What makes this so much better? I can’t even put together a devils advocate in my head for any of the reasons that I hate this film for. Fuck this movie. Damien Leone has his head up his own fucking ass so far I can tell. He really thinks he’s got some hot shit…

  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    ½

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.