Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moby Dick 1956

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  "Captains can't break the law, they is the law"

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  The Big Lebowski 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  Postmodern Chinatown

Popular reviews

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  Twilight Zone: The Movie 1983

  ★★ Watched 10 Sep 2020

  It's like if you took the least interesting episodes of the original show and put them into a feature length movie. It goes from awkwardly dark and touchy to, like, just boring, and the switch between those is like neck-breakingly fast.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 May 2020

  The epicest epic that ever epic'd. Also Sam is the real hero of this whole thing.

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