Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Apr 2024

  I love the Melissa Barrera covered in blood cinematic universe. Also a big fan of the Melissa Barrera in crop tops & tank tops cinematic universe

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  Far and Away 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  Nicole Kidman and a flamboyant mountain man take on the Wild West of ‘merica in a melodramatic romance tale featuring Aaron Hotchner and all his pretentious glory

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  Why is Snape serving a wolf cut the entire time he’s on screen???

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Cate… blanchett… I— yeah…

  Also: mother blanchett took off her robe and the missus SAT UP!! (I mean same but 😒🙄)

Popular reviews

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  Alice 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Oct 2022

  Sarah Snook is actual perfection

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  Drag Me to Hell 2009

  ½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  Most deserved death of a main character I’ve seen. The English language lacks enough words to describe how viscerally angry that bitch made me. Honestly, I think there’s not enough characters on this app for me to write how much I fucking hated this movie. Pretty racist. Terrible acting. Script wtf?? I’m killing myself and every other blonde cunt who thinks she deserves to live and not be dragged to hell for existing like it’s the goddamn “me me me” show twenty-four fucking seven. Honest to God don’t know how Justin Long tolerated that bitch and her solipsistic attitude. I blame capitalism.