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Recent reviews

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  Metal Lords 2022

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Tried to get past the cringe but just couldn’t 

  Makeup department did Jaeden Martell dirty with that wig and those glasses.

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  So bad what the eff

  Literally used the same script as the original and still somehow made it unfunny

Popular reviews

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  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  That Edmund is a right little bastard. Should’ve left him behind in London to get firebombed by the nazis tbh. Stupid cunt.

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  Nativity! 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2024

  This film is the best thing to happen to Coventry since my birth.

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