caspian

caspian Patron

no mail today. maybe tomorrow.

Favorite films

  • West Side Story
  • Clueless
  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Hostel

    ★★

  • GoodFellas

    ★★

  • Paper Moon

    ★★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

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  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove

    ★★★★★

    “oh Yzma,” he Kronked

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★½

    so when donkey Kong walks around wearing only a tie it’s fine, but when I walk around only wearing a tie it’s “indecent exposure” and I “become a sex offender”

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  • Hostel

    Hostel

    ★★

    as a proud member of r/nofap I would survive this movie easily

  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    ★★

    Tommy does “worst tablecloth trick ever,” asked to leave Henry’s bar

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  • Janet Planet

    Janet Planet

    ★★★★½

    as soon as the avi title card showed up the entire crowd groaned

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    sometimes, when you are a boy, you boil a gallon of milk on your stove. is for fun.