Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2022

  “oh Yzma,” he Kronked

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 07 Apr 2023 2

  so when donkey Kong walks around wearing only a tie it’s fine, but when I walk around only wearing a tie it’s “indecent exposure” and I “become a sex offender”

Recent reviews

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  Hostel 2005

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  as a proud member of r/nofap I would survive this movie easily

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  Tommy does “worst tablecloth trick ever,” asked to leave Henry’s bar

Popular reviews

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  Janet Planet 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jun 2024 15

  as soon as the avi title card showed up the entire crowd groaned

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  sometimes, when you are a boy, you boil a gallon of milk on your stove. is for fun.