jòhn and i had a good time watching this with my pint of halo top and the kitties. how does nick cage deliver such a good emotional performance as someone named the Merchant of Death. also why is jared leto and ethan hawke in this movie (i saw their names during the credits and went “wtf they are??”). and they played fade into you during the movie and as soon as i heard it i looked at the tv with the eyes of a vietnam veteran. just funny to think this is the man who we traded for Brittney Griner
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Normal People 2020
this show was entirely too horny and i am seething at the ending. twitter (unfortunately now called X) was right, that poor mousy brunette kept being emotionally traumatized. but now I, too, am emotionally traumatized. this show is just commitment issues 101 (feat. Phoebe Bridgers’s ex)
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Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum 2018
I LOVE FOUND FOOTAGE MOVIES!!! this film reminds me of when in high school me and two of my friends skipped a boy scout meeting to go explore the abandoned school in our hometown. then we found a greenhouse with flowers in it (surprisingly no signs of weed???) idk what that was about but we probably shortened our life spans by like five years from the air quality. also we found an abandoned model train set inside and it was cool.
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