Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cosmopolis 2012

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Am I the only one getting a little sick and tired of people referring to Pattinson as Edward, as if it’s still shocking he’s proven himself a great actor since Twilight? 

  Anyways, Cronenberg's ramblings on capitalism feel so undercooked. This needed either a little more something going on, or a script with more compelling dialogue. 

  But yes, indeed, eat the rich

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  Crimes of the Future 1970

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Nah, I’m sorry, this is actually terrible. So incredibly dull, and only makes you feel sick when there is the threat of SA on a child. Turned it off, didn’t even wanna finish. This is a rarity for me, rating something I had 20 minutes left on. But I just fucking can’t.

  Edit: I went back and finished as much as I could before they actually started entering the room with the child. I don’t want that being a thing I watched

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2023

  A movie by men, for men (that’s a bad thing) 

  While this is a well made film, it’s truthfully not the “feminist” idea it sucks itself off to be. Rather than explore deep themes, it just plays off the same idea in a constant circle barely exploring much with the same joke repeatedly. 

  Once again, well made, just not quite all it thinks it is.

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  Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2023

  With Jigsaw it’s “I want to play a game”, with this new killer it’s “hey guyyys, I kinda wanna maybe play a game, oh gee only if you wanna tho 🥺 👉👈”