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  The Witch 2015

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  Not scary

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  The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 1920

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2019 1

  Way too overstuffed and nonsensical for my taste. I’ll admit, I’m a Nolan dickrider. I’m no stranger to convoluted plots and abstract immersion. But this shit genuinely makes no sense and I don’t see what the film bros of the 1920s saw in this. Better luck next time, Germany.

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  Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021

  ★½ Watched 05 Mar 2023 1

  Honestly I thought this was bullshit. I couldn’t stand that fucking shell talk and wanted him to die up until the halfway point. By then, I left my theater and didn’t bother to finish the film. My loss, I guess? Whatever, AMC has 12 more of my dollars and I lost 45 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

  I genuinely saw no humanity in this. I wonder what Marty Scorsese would of thought of this. Soulless? Juvenile? A waste of time and effort?

  All of the above ✅ 

  PEACE!

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