Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  i never would’ve made it to mount doom with that ring bro i doordashed from the arby’s that’s 1 mile away from my apartment because i was comfy and didn’t have socks on

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  the very early 2000s was really not the best time to be two towers

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  best piece of nonfiction i’ve ever seen

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Tinker Tailor Soder Spy

Popular reviews

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  VOLCANO 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2023

  Shay Latukolan deserves the nobel prize for physiology and Jungle deserve the nobel prize for music videos that take place at a dining room table

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  A Farewell to Ozark 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2022 1

  “world doesn’t work like that.”
  “since when?”

  incredibly thankful to learn that the cast and crew of this monumental masterpiece are just as powerful as the show itself. the stars aligning like this don’t happen enough in show business nowadays-

  and this is the forum I’ll use to say Ozark is likely the best show on television - it beats out all others in writing, intelligence, complexity, directing, acting, storytelling, world building, and realistic audience buy-in.

  such a tremendous four seasons, with no lulls or dead space Ozark has been simply perfect.