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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 11 Jan 2025

  Same thoughts as before, however, movie long… 🧍‍♂️

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Cinematography = PEAK

  Blood in a vampire movie = WEAK

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  As Big Sean would say, “Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass
  Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass
  Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass
  Stop
  Now make that motherfucker hammer time like”
  (I gave this movie a standing ovation, and I was the ONLY one)

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  Richie Rich 2: The Princess and the Prenup

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