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The most pretentious fan of terrible movies

Favorite films

  • The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Look Back
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Dog Man

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Godzilla: Final Wars

    ★★★

  • All Monsters Attack

    ★★½

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  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★

    A little too fast paced, but what can I expect from a kids’ movie and especially one canonically written by the creators of Captain Underpants. It was funny and charming and that’s all it needed to be.

    Dog Man and Petey should kiss.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    ★★★★★

    I’ve spoken about this film ad nauseam before but it truly bears repeating how good this movie truly is. It’s incredible how not only does having seen the series give fuller context to the film, but the film actually gives fuller context to the series despite being set after it ends. It’s really hard to see the break down of all of Kyon’s most essential relationships to their barest pieces, but it’s equally important as well. Kyon is forced to…

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    ★★★★

    It’s almost depressing to go back to a time where Matt Stone and Trey Parker actually had something to say. Modern South Park is definitely still funny, but it’s a far cry from the actually biting and relevant show it was at the time of this movie. The modern version of the show definitely references modern politics, but hardly any deeper than “isn’t this annoying?”. This is literally the show that right-wing adult animated shows think they are. It’s undeniably…

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