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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Loved the first 90% of the movie, before they had to make it about gender for some reason. Would have been a 5/5 otherwise. I’m so tired of it

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  If brazzers made Hangover 4

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  Deserts 2023

  ★ Watched 05 May 2024

  The first 10 minutes reflect the trailer, after that I’m convinced the script is generated with the Snapchat AI. No one knows what the movie is actually about, it’s a series of nonsensical scenes that feel like a play from an elementary school class. Dialogues also abruptly stop after the first half of the movie, making the terrible even worse. I felt like watching modern art, not knowing if I’m getting pranked or not.
  Definitely lost some life expectancy on that one, not only did it waste my time but also my GEZ

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  Movie so epic it made Timothee Chalamet almost charismatic

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