Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  okay it's actually decent

  ... but would it kill them to light a single scene with a shadow? Might be the brightest film ever shot, a visual onslaught to dark mode users everywhere

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  My Bloody Valentine 2009

  ★★ Rewatched 14 Feb 2025

  Much worse than I remember unfortunately, that ending woof.

Popular reviews

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  Shin Godzilla 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2019

  Let's see who the monster really is!

  *rips mask off Godzilla*

  BUREAUCRACY??

  
  ...I try

  I wish that goofy tadpole-like godzilla stayed around a bit longer, that was an absolute delight.

  Hooptober 14/33

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  Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct 2019

  It was quite a joy watching this entertaining 'misfire' in a crowded theatre - on Halloween night no less. Can't really sum it up much better than New York Times reviewer Vincent Canby:

  Halloween III manages the not easy feat of being anti-children, anti-capitalism, anti-television and anti-Irish all at the same time.

  What more could you want from a movie? Anyways i hope y'all had a good Halloween!