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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  This shit was crazy. Timothee is uncomfortably attractive in this and so is the girl I forget the actress’ name. Fuck the ending. 
  General thoughts: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew 
  but it was pretty when it wasn’t ew and the sound is good

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  White Noise 2022

  ½ Watched 04 Jan 2023

  this was probably the worst movie i’ve ever seen. i hate noah baumbach and i hate adam driver and i hate greta gerwig and this shit made zero sense

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  Elvis 2022

  ½ Watched 29 Jun 2022

  this was one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen, if given the opportunity I would hit baz lurhmann with my car. it was tacky, poorly edited, and I hated every moment of it. also elvis definitely fucked his mom.

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2022

  I like his skin care routine and I also like that no one at the company he works at even likes him. He is a loser and a dork and he gets away with killing people because no one gives a shit about him

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