Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  jurassic park with unicorns

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  Possession 1981

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  you wtf 
  her green contacts are killing me at the end 
  fuck this movie but also: 

  one star for performances

  one star for visual effects

  one star for cinematography 

  minus 2.5 stars for story/plot

  making an executive decision to dox half a star for how fucking boring this movie is and how deeply uninterested i was unless a bitch was leading bloody goo out her puss or fucking a demon.

  edit: i actually feel torn so i don’t know but this movie is boring and also frustrating but also titular so idk

Popular reviews

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  Precious 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2024

  This was a hard watch but really good. Performances were award worthy! I think it illuminated the power of teachers and social workers. I hope it influenced people to help others. To conclude, women who choose their “man” over their children are monsters.

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  Office Space 1999

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  i can say i watched it now

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