Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  these cardinals are all stunt queens!

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i expected to be bawling and hurling over my chair with this but nary a tissue pack was even opened

  flat, formulaic, dull, and dry as the eggs they try so hard to tack in as a cute lesson in the plot

  and with two of the most charismatic movie stars our of generation in this film? very disappointing feat

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2023 1

  perfect movie for the girls whose nuances and issues are bought separately from their package-included mojo dojo casa house 

  (i took one star off because i saw simu liu's face and got pissed off)

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  Bring It On: All or Nothing 2006

  ★ Rewatched 10 Feb 2024

  the geneva convention was well-publicized and in action in the 2000s so why the fuck did no one stop this movie from ever getting made and released 

  *the star is for rihanna (pre-unethical rise to unfathomable riches), solange, and the banging soundtrack