loneotaku

loneotaku

i do not pay to watch any of my movies. 123movies’s strongest warrior.

Favorite films

  • Dragonball Evolution
  • Barbarian
  • Cloverfield
  • Belle

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • The Village

    ★★★★

  • Train to Busan

    ★★★★½

  • Scooby-Doo

    ★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    im joining the fight against conclavetwit on the side of conclavetwit

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★

    i’d smash

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  • Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva

    Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva

    ★★★★

    no wonder they only had little animation clips spliced into the games, an hour and 40 minutes of raw professor layton sex swag in action is hazardous for one’s health

  • Dragonball Evolution

    Dragonball Evolution

    ★★★★★

    This movie is not a faithful adaptation of anything remotely Dragon Ball related. The special effects are bad, the plot is lacking, the filming is mid, the acting and ages of these characters are all absurd. If you like Dragon Ball or just well produced movies, this is not for you.
    And yet, this movie provides me with joy I cannot fully describe. I could equate it to the feeling of eating junk food— tasty, but bad for you— but…