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  • Raw
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Emperor's New Groove
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★★★½

  • Trap

    ★★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★

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  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★★

    The only film that has ever come close to toppling my favorite movie of all time. From perfectly wielding an incredible soundtrack, to one of the strongest lead actress performances I've ever scene, to stunningly haunting visuals, this movie continues to blow me away every passing year. Garance's physicality and energy in this performance goes beyond captivating. The director described this movie as a coming of age story that just happens to feature cannibals, which fits pretty well, but I describe it as a uniquely original work of art that just happened to steal my heart forever.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    One day this film will be regarded as the Citizen Kane of the 2020's

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    Ain't no pussy worth all that.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★★★½

    Might be my pick for movie of the year. I adored every minute of this film. It was so nice to watch a proper new adventure in Middle Earth in what was a surprisingly intense and nerve wracking struggle. Hera is such an strong, thoughtful protagonist and I would love to see further adventures. The art style is gorgeous in its Ghibli influence and the story while not the most original was well executed. It gave off a combo of…

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ½

    All I can say is that this movie is lucky Night Swim exists. If Wyatt Russell wasn't such a waste of genetic code this would easily be the worst movie of the year. I have not been this angry and frustrated in a movie in a long time. And Noah, if you're reading this and say I don't understand the movie, you're fired. I saw Emma Stone was a producer on this, leading me to believe this is either a…

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★

    People who call this movie mid fully believe "I saw the TV Glow" is cinema...