LongFormRat

LongFormRat

Favorite films

  • Bionicle: Mask of Light
  • Oldboy
  • Martyrs
  • Bridget Jones's Diary

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  • The Electric State

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

  • Calvary

    ★★★½

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    Each actor replays the archetype they're well known for and Russo' have just mashed it together into CGI slop. Netflix should not be allowed to make films. Sanctions should be put in place.

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

    Linda Hamilton? Swearing
    Liquid Robit? Diva-ing
    Terminator? Terminating 
    Edward Furlong's voice? Breaking
    Your boots? Give them to me-ing

    Phenomenal

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Horny movie for horny people he had sex with dead wife. Thomas is my name too

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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