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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Damn I forgot to log this. A Bong Joint. That’s how wack this is. If your’e one of the 6 guys who liked Okja then oh boy, is there a new center-left coded, Al Gore ass-march of the penguins ass movie for you. Beyond wild to follow up Parasite with this. Super boring, bordering on incomprehensible. Surely pointless. Bro really thought Kamala was gonna win (so did I) and it shows. There’s a good movie here, but it never arrives.

  Also think I’m just reaching critical mass on Trumpian villains. It’s cloying at this point. 
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  Pattinson and Yeun innocent. Could watch them watch paint dry.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Half star for the district 9 ass opening. Maybe the only time the movie makes good on Simons art. 

  Pitiful. Everyone involved beyond cooked.

Popular reviews

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  Would It Kill You to Laugh? Starring Kate Berlant + John Early 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jun 2022

  I keep waiting for these two to do a Fleabag, Atlanta, I May Destroy You type thing. 

  But they’re literally just clowns. 

  Never change🙏🏾

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024 1

  They shoulda called this Ian Holm: Resurrection.

  Gorgeous basically the whole way through, David Jonnson really locks tf in and gives the film a performance to talk about. Dumb ass lore. Not enough Xenomorph; and when there was they felt suspiciously like Jurassic park raptors.

  Amazing set design, loved how tactile and gnarly everything was. Terrible Awful No Good Video game ass plot tho.

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