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  The Equalizer 3 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  The movie was not good but if you show me enough of southern Italy I’m going to give you a decent rating

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  Sanctuary 2022

  ★★★ Watched 24 Jun 2023 2

  Not sure what to say but I’d wager the rating distribution amongst the male population is as follows:
  Median 2.5
  Mean 3.7
  Interpret that as you will. 

  Definitely know a couple lads who are going to need a pillow on their lap for this one

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jun 2023 2

  Great film. Suggesting to my girlfriend of two weeks that we watch the most abusive relationship in history for 149 minutes because I think it’s a “great film” was probably not a great idea. But we are still together.

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jun 2023 1

  Never thought I’d be so emotionally invested in the well-being of a chunk of wood

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