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Recent reviews

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i watch a lot of objectively bad films and most of the time there's something salvageable or worthy to be taken out of them. like ok yes thats defo not how you make a film or wait theres actually something sincerely charming beneath the layers of effluent that brushed passed my eyes there but no. not this time. an actual chore of a movie to sit through. like for the first time ever i watched something that was a complete waste of time. i consciously made the decision to waste time there and for what? dickie.

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  Barracuda 2013

  Watched 26 Jan 2025

  when she put the wig on i tried very hard to act normal

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  Nine Inch Nails: Broken 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2023

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  Jekyll 2007

  ½ Watched 16 Jul 2023 4

  im steven moffat. welcome to my show. i hate my fans. how dare you enjoy my work. i hate children too. i hate gay men. i love lesbians. i love sarcastic quips and witty chirps. i love gay villains. im steven moffat. what if jekyll had a cell phone? evil is when you have a strong belfast accent. did you know james nesbitt used to march in an orange band as a child? im steven moffat. watch my show. watch…