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  Finding Dory 2016

  ★★★★ Added

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  10 Cloverfield Lane 2016

  ★★★½ Added

  I liked 99.3% of this film. Remove the last 15 minutes and you would have a classic.

Popular reviews

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  Mad Max 2 1981

  ★★★★★ Added

  Max is a badass, mate. He needs gas and won't let no hypersexual slighty-gay bondage fetishes get in his way.

  Watch the movie and be impressed.

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  Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

  ★½ Added

  A terribly boring film about a delinquent who rather run around the city than learn something.

  Honestly, this movie is overrated garbage that seems to be hailed as the second coming of Christ by middleclass early 40-somethings. Ferris doesn't do jack shit. I'd rather that they had put a scene of him taking a shit, if only to spice the movie up a bit.

  Stay away.

  Plus Matthew Broderick sucks. He married that mule named Sarah Jessica Parker and his last movie was Inspector Gadget 1.5 or something.

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