Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I wonder if Disney will ever stop half-assing these remakes…

  Probably not

  Awful visuals most of the time, lazy cheap-looking costumes and set design, boring songs that sounded like they were written with chat-gpt, and some of the worst acting and writing.

  Disney must be an indie company.

Popular reviews

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  Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie 2024

  ½ Watched 04 Aug 2024 1

  Steven Hillenberg is rolling in his grave right now, this is utter dogshit. Not a single funny joke, the only time I laughed was at all the terrible rotoscoping.

  I guess the two good things I can say about it are that it's short and it would definitely entertain a 6 year old.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★★ Added

  the absolute pinnacle of visual & audio artistry. This movie bleeds spectacular design and overshadows the vast majority of superhero films in terms of cinematography.

  The mood that is set for Gotham is more thoughtful and deliberate than in the previous Batman trilogy and I'm extremely excited to see the future of this film universe.

  Robert Pattinson is perfect for this character. He brings just the right amount of freshness to Bruce Wayne as well as Batman and is more true to the core idea of Batman than any past portrayals.

  In love with this movie on so many levels - 5/5

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