Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  so like when can i get a unicorn retinol to fix my stretch marks and acne scars

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  La Dolce Villa 2025

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025 2

  so who wants to pitch into my italian villa fund

Popular reviews

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jun 2024 2

  i want to gnaw on austin butlers arms

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2024

  one of the best movie experiences I’ve ever had. literally had bruin theatre to myself, got free popcorn, and watched this visually stunning movie