Mason Ramos

Mason Ramos

A connoisseur of fine schlock. Ratings are arbitrary so take 'em with a grain of salt.

Favorite films

  • Network
  • American Pop
  • Mary and Max
  • Army of Darkness

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • A Simple Favor

    ★★★★

  • The Voices

    ★★★★½

  • Oldboy

    ★★★★

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    They didn't reference the "I thlammed my penith in the car door" meme 0/10

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor

    ★★★★

    Paul Feig got tired of mfs calling his movies flat and uncinematic, so he dropped a slick old-school thriller to prove the haters wrong. Pretty based ngl.

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★½

    Watching this movie made me feel seen in a way I few films, genre or not, don't often.

    I have autism. I was diagnosed when I was 5. I've known I was autistic almost as far back as I can remember. My entire life I've struggled to connect to people and communicate my needs. I've been talked down to and treated like I'm stupid. People talk about me like I'm not in the room, even as an adult. It never…

  • Attack the Block

    Attack the Block

    ★★★★★

    JFC Non-Mandatory Mandatory Film School 2021

    FUUUUCCCK I've been missing out on this one!! This movie embodies the 80s Amblin ethos of "kids at the center of a fun genre film that takes itself and its characters seriously" in a way that feels modern and not slavishly beholden to its predecessors. I wish modern sci-fi blockbusters had this level of passion put into them.

    Verdict: Fan-fuckin'-phenomenal