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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
They didn't reference the "I thlammed my penith in the car door" meme 0/10
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A Simple Favor 2018
Paul Feig got tired of mfs calling his movies flat and uncinematic, so he dropped a slick old-school thriller to prove the haters wrong. Pretty based ngl.
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The Shape of Water 2017
Watching this movie made me feel seen in a way I few films, genre or not, don't often.
I have autism. I was diagnosed when I was 5. I've known I was autistic almost as far back as I can remember. My entire life I've struggled to connect to people and communicate my needs. I've been talked down to and treated like I'm stupid. People talk about me like I'm not in the room, even as an adult. It never…
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Attack the Block 2011
JFC Non-Mandatory Mandatory Film School 2021
FUUUUCCCK I've been missing out on this one!! This movie embodies the 80s Amblin ethos of "kids at the center of a fun genre film that takes itself and its characters seriously" in a way that feels modern and not slavishly beholden to its predecessors. I wish modern sci-fi blockbusters had this level of passion put into them.
Verdict: Fan-fuckin'-phenomenal
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