Florian

Florian

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • A Special Day
  • Amadeus
  • The Wicker Man

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  • River

    ★★★★

  • Vasilisa the Beautiful

    ★★★★

  • Tomorrow I'll Wake Up and Scald Myself with Tea

    ★★★½

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession

    ★★★★½

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  • Lost Chapter of Snow: Passion

    Lost Chapter of Snow: Passion

    ★★★

    I originally watched this for Yuki Saito (what can I say, I am a sucker for '80s Japanese idols. The presentation of idols reminds me of how the Disney Channel presented their stars, for better or, almost all the time, for worse) but I was pleasantly surprised by the cinematography and Somai's direction. The camera casted a spell that blinded me to the flaws present in the plot, like the murder mystery that wasn't a mystery or very interesting. It…

  • Three Wishes for Cinderella

    Three Wishes for Cinderella

    ★★★★

    Yeah, yeah, the prince is queer and all, but why is nobody talking about how Cinderella is totally a transmasc icon in this?

    In a film with the vibrant colors that only films made in the 1970's had, the most colorful part was the scenes of snow. White is all of the wavelengths of all of the colors combined. Normally, it is as boring as that scientific fact I just mentioned, but, here, it becomes as vibrant as the pinks,…

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  • An Expression

    An Expression

    I felt nauseous watching this. The flashes of green and red happen at a constant aggravating pace. If you’re in the least epileptic, don’t watch this. You aren’t missing much, just some shapes, including a square, a triangle, a straight line, and a squiggly line. Occasionally the square and triangle have a primitive 3D effect. You can occasionally see the colors the shapes are supposed to be, in between the flashes. It’s a shame it wasn’t made with better technology. As it is, it resembles a colorized version of “The Flicker,” potential seizures and all.