Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Back in Action 2025

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I’m about 5 minutes in and it’s already one of the worst shot, choreographed and edited films I’ve ever seen

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  genuinely the most predictable film I’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2022

  I was honestly surprised I enjoyed this as much as I did. I have seen both The Lighthouse and The Northman. I loved The Northman, but I wasn’t a fan of The Lighthouse. I suspected The Witch would be too similar to the latter.

  But it wasn’t. Anya Taylor Joy and Ralph Ineson were amazing to watch and I really enjoyed the tone of the movie and the horror aspect really got to me. My only gripe was the dialogue,…

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  Black Mirror: Mazey Day 2023

  ★ Watched 15 Jun 2023

  How did we go from some of the best episodes in years to the worst episode of the entire show? 

  Nothing about this worked for me. Zazie Beetz was good I guess, the other actors were really generic. The cinematography and shot composition sucked which is unusual for this show. 

  It’s just the story. It was fucking awful, none of the characters are likeable, there’s nothing that’s scary or thought provoking. It’s a shitty student film with a Netflix budget,…