Etienne

Etienne

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Hidden Figures
  • When Marnie Was There
  • Interstellar

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Sense8: Happy F*cking New Year

    ★★★

  • The House Bunny

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    What the fuck. Saoirse, when you said this was body horror, I thought "okay well, maybe it's a little gore, a little disturbing". This is like, the epitome of body horror! God, this was excruciating to watch, and then it cured my fear of needles somehow. Demi Moore shows amazing range, and you have to also acknowledge Qualley. It was nearly perfect for me, but then the third act/last 30 minutes kind of pushed the thing a little too far.…

  • Sense8: Happy F*cking New Year

    Sense8: Happy F*cking New Year

    ★★★

    This is going to be more of a review of the first season than this episode but whatever. You know what? I'm extremely surprised that I haven't given this a higher rating. However, as the episodes went by, I felt more and more sorry that Martín had trusted me with watching this, remembering my words to him: "trust me, it'll be this revolutionary queer television series, so ingenious and inclusive, you'll love it"... queue to us, only continuing just to…

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    Thank you Janis for making me go, it was soooo worth it. Reminded me why this is one of my all-time favorite films. Cried literally 4 times, starting from only a couple of minutes after the film even started lol. This is a masterpiece, there are no words for how exceptionally well filmed, constructed, computer-generated this is. It is gripping, thought-provoking, uplifting, epic, all the while being poetic in its own subtle ways (or not so subtle *hum* *hum* Dylan…

  • Epic

    Epic

    ★★★★½

    Where has this film been all my life and why is it so good? It’s a hidden gem, and I love it so much. Light-hearted, fun, a tiiiiny bit superficial, but it’s so easy to watch. The two lovebirds didn’t have much chemistry though, she really should’ve been a lesbian. Also Beyoncé voicing an animated character is so unnecessarily funny lmao

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