Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Witness 1985

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I just know Harrison Ford was so down to build that barn

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  Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025

  You, a naïve fool who thinks this was ever low-tier MCU: this one is bad 

  Me, an Age of Ultron truther since 2015: this one is good

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  In many ways, Godzilla reminds me of my orange tabby. 

  Further proof that when you put even a modicum of effort into your human characters, you can have your cake and eat it, too. Singularly one of the best entries in the franchise, I’d put it right next to Shin Godzilla for entirely different reasons. My admiration for the big guy, who is now 70 years old & played every role from lizard Satan to lizard Superman, has never burned brighter. I fucking love Godzilla.…

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  The Beatles: Get Back 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Nov 2023

  that 30 seconds of George helping Ringo with Octopus’s Garden might be the most special, precious moment ever caught on camera